You are a Peasant
Ari: Get [Adam Davies] on the phone and Zach too. Lloyd: Zach who? Ari: Zach who you don’t get to know his name because you are a peasant. (Shows Zac Efron’s phone number). Lloyd: Oh good god. Abs...
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Adam Davies: What could you possibly want Ari? Ari: I just wanted to congratulate you on making it to the top of the gestapo!
View ArticleI’m Gonna Waterboard You
Ari: That’s a personal call you’re on Lloyd. I’m gonna waterboard you.
View ArticleCall Your Mother
Ari: Now take a good look at [Andrew]. Alright. Now what do you see in him, that you don’t see in yourself? Lloyd: I don’t know… Ari: A purpose. Now call your mother and tell her you don’t have one.
View ArticleSlave
Ari: Lunch? Andrew: Great! Ari (to Lloyd): Slave! Call the Grill and tell them we’re on our way.
View ArticleMore Green
Ari: Where are the bottles? Lloyd: You said you wanted to be more green. Ari: That was because Leo was in earshot.
View ArticleOn Your Knees
(Lloyd is ready to change Ari’s keyboard cord under his desk) Ari: Wait ’till I’m out of the office before you get on your knees.
View ArticleBuried Him Beneath My Desk
Craig: Hi mister Gold! I’m Craig. HR sent me down here to fill in for Lloyd. Ari: Great. Craig: Yeah, I really look forward to helping you out. Uh.. Do you know when he’ll be back? Ari: You want the...
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